samuelclemens's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Haushinka Green Day cover]

Dude I'm not even trolling but holy FUCK the recording quality is terrible. Your voice is distorted and the levels are way off.

Get a copy of Sony Acid or Protools so you can get a half decent quality recording.

Stereocrisis responds:

Every musician can't sound like what ever it is that you listen to normally. We LIKE our music distorted. It's punk rock. It's not supposed to be produced in high quality. Ever hear the Sex Pistols? The Damned? The Ramones? Iggy Pop? Ever hear a live recording from one of their concerts? You act like this is supposed to be a major label recording, and judging me on that. If your done pretending, let's drift back into reality. This is a live recording, done in one take, with little regard for how clean and cute it sounds for the average radio friendly person. We're not trying to be edgy. This is the best some people can afford to create with what minimal recording devices they have.

In short, just go back to your pop music.

[Grapevine WineHolder]

Sub bass makes it

BOULLIE responds:

Bump to infinity

[Heist]

Fer.

Sher.

[Shabbat Shalom]

It is Okay but I think too Jewish?

Andertxuman139 responds:

That's the point ;)

[Nathan Lilytree]

He also followed up his review with a blog post that simply stated "ain't no nigguh like the one I got" and signed off with a resounding "CHUUUUCH".

Gobblemeister responds:

CHUUUUUUCH